oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
