Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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