LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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