If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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