She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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