Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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