Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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