Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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