that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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