I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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