I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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