it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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