"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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