Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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