how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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