i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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