i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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