Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
