No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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