Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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