Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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