Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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