you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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