Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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