Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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