Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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