Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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