We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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