i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Randomize
