If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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