do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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