check it out our google latitudes are spooning
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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