is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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