So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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