i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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