Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I have post one night stand depression
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