just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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