white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
