Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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