i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Randomize
