sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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