Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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