community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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