Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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