i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I need a beard to bite.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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