It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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