I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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