honey bunches of taint.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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