all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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