I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
she looked like the before picture.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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